Can't Wait To Hear Shia Labeof Tell The Tall Tale Of His Latest Arrest Where He Claims He's A Member Of The National Guard

Uproxx – Now the New York Daily News says Labeouf believed he was a National Guard member during his latest arrest: “While speaking with Sgt. Jelesijevic, LaBeouf stated that if stopped by Los Angeles Police Department he typically walks away because Police had killed a friend of his,” according to the affidavit. “And he became increasingly confrontational, aggravated, profane and verbally aggressive with Sgt. Jelesijevic throughout the stop, calling him a ‘silly man’ three times.” The 29-year-old actor claimed he was a National Guard member and told the officer he needed to “do whatever the f*ck you gotta do!” the affidavit reads. A witness said LaBeouf “lost his cool” during the arrest and started “puffing out his chest” to make an impression upon a gawking bystander. He kept “staring intently” at the attending officers, and the situation escalated.

Yeah, yeah. The artist formerly known as Lord Of The Douche got drunk and arrested again over the weekend. I think it was Trent who blogged it on Saturday. But what we didn’t realize is this could be another amazing Labeouf Tall Tale in the making. The hardo stare, chest puffing, “Do whatever the fuck you gotta do!”, while falsly claiming to be a military member. I’m not saying any of it is right, but it’s going to be entertaining. Get him on Jimmy Kimmell ASAP and relive some magic.

“I slap him on the ass cause I think he deserves it.” Hilarious, and true. The dude probably did deserve a “Thadda a guy”.

Now that’s up there with the greatest arrest story of all-time. He even admits batshittidy, which means he can’t be crazy, right? He’s gone from being the Lord Of The Douche to a misunderstood drunk. Shia and I may have more in common than I thought. I can imagine getting caught in a rough binge that just leads down a darker and darker rabbit hole like this. Gotta respect that tall tale. Especially dropping The Answer in his story almost out of nowhere. Now let’s one up life with this next story. DO IT.