Rat vs Pigeon In Brooklyn

In this corner, we have the New York City Rat:

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Probably infected with rabies. Mutated on some levels to be super strong and fearless

In the other corner, the New York City Pigeon:

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Referred to by many as a Rat With Wings, the Pigeon is not far from the Rat. The ability to fly and that weird multi colored oil slick on its feathers are its patented look. Place your bets…who ya got?

Daily MailIt’s all fun and games until a pizza becomes a pigeon.  On the heels of recent viral videos featuring rats love for pizza is this gruesome clip of one rodent having a very different kind of feast as he attacks and kills a pigeon in front of shocked New Yorkers. When the video begins the rat has already sunk it’s teeth into the poor pigeon, which is seen desperately trying to flap its wings and escape. ‘You only see this in New York,’ someone can be heard saying off-screen. The clip, which was filmed and posted on YouTube by John Freund, was captured in Brooklyn. ‘Rat versus pigeon,’ another man dramatically announces, ‘Who will win?’

Jesus fucking Christ, Rat! Have a fucking heart! Absolutely SAVAGE beatdown by the rodent. I’ll be honest that video actually made me uncomfortable. Do you know how hard it is to make me feel sympathy for an NYC pigeon?? I usually wish absolutely nothing but the worst for them. When I see them in huge flocks eating bread that MORON people throw to them I hope for something to crush the whole pile of them. I’ll often swerve at them if I’m driving. But Jesus Christ that cocksucker rat devouring this poor fucking bird was rough. Arent you motherfuckers eating all the pizza you want in the subways these days??? Fuck do you want to eat a gross ass pigeon for? Let that thing fly back to its gross disgusting pigeon family, you asshole.

Goddam it this city sucks.