Tom Brady Think Coca Cola And Frosted Flakes Are Poison and Breaking News! El Pres Quits Drinking Coke And Eating Frosted Flakes!
WEEI – Patriots quarterback Tom Brady launched into an impassioned defense of his embattled business partner and “body coach” during his weekly appearance with Dennis, Callahan & Minihane on Monday morning. Alex Guerrero has been working with Brady for a decade, but prior to that — according to a scathing article in Boston magazine — Guerrero was sued by the government in 2004 for falsely claiming he was a doctor and making up drug trial results to help peddle an alleged cure for various terminal illnesses called Supreme Greens. A few years ago, Guerrero’s company, 6 Degree Nutrition, marketed a drink called NeuroSafe that claimed to help athletes recover from concussions faster. “I don’t know the details of each of those incidences, but I think that it speaks to he as a person, as a friend. There’s nobody better person that I enjoy as much as Alex,” Brady said. “He’s been an incredible influence in my life. I think we’re doing something really special with our business [TB12]. Brady lamented what he called Western medicine’s philosophy of waiting until you get sick or injured and then trying to treat the problem when it’s too late. “I disagree with a lot of things that people tell you to do. You’ll probably go out and drink Coca-Cola and think, ‘??Oh yeah, that’s no problem.’ Why? Because they pay lots of money for advertisements to think that you should drink Coca-Cola for a living? No, I totally disagree with that. And when people do that, I think that’s quackery. And the fact that they can sell that to kids? I mean, that’s poison for kids. But they keep doing it. Added Brady: “I think we’ve been lied to by a lot of food companies over the years, by a lot of beverage companies over the years. But we still do it. That’s just America, and that’s what we’ve been conditioned to. We believe that Frosted Flakes is a food. … You just keep eating those things, and you keep wondering why we have just incredible rates of disease in our country. No one thinks it has anything to do with what we put in our body.” That’s why Alex and I started TB12, because I felt based on the care that I received over 10 years, I can’t — this is what my calling will be after football, is to educate people, and what it really takes.”
Tom Brady would probably slap my mother in the face if he knew that she fed me Cookie Crisp for breakfast growing up. Well it’s time to make a change. No more fucking coca cola for me. See ya later Frosted Flake. I’m going Broccoli and more broccoli and whatever else TB12 and that quack doctor tell me to eat. I assume Pirate Booty is still on the table? Even if it isn’t I’ll all in on this new diet. I mean fuck it I’ve been a noodle for like 2 weeks now. Wondering what the hell was wrong with me. I bet it was the damn Pepperidge Farm Gold fish I’ve been eating non stop. It’s been corroding my body from the inside. I need to be the first client when Brady retires so I can make myself a machine. Blog into my sixties. Tell me what to do Tom. Make Dave Great Again.
PS – I’d love to see the conversation in the locker room of Brady trying to tell Gronk he can’t drink soda or eat junk food because it’s poison for his body. Gronk probably with the most bewildered blank stare back at Tom trying to figure out what the hell is he is saying as he’s stuffing a Baby Ruth down his mouth like Sloth from Goonies.