Looks Like Jerry Jones Finally Figured Out That Brandon Weeden Is In Fact Still Brandon Weeden

Jerry Jones on Brandon Weeden last week

“This quarterback Weeden can drive the ball down field,” Jones said. “He’s a thing of beauty on throwing a football. His passing motion and his arm, frankly, you won’t see a more gifted passer, power, accuracy, the entire aspect of it. If he can basically prepare, be the starting quarterback, come in and execute and keep his head right, then I feel good about Weeden.”

After last night

Well shit Jerry, way to make Brandon Weeden feel loved. I actually liked the move Jerry pulled last week by pumping up BW’s tires. Telling him he’s basically the best quarterback in the world. Heaping endless praise on top of that fat ginger’s head. But if you’re going to do that you have to stick with the plan. Brandon Weeden wasn’t even bad last night, he was just Brandon Weeden. He’s the 50 year old guy who will sometimes make colossal mistakes

Sometimes be dumb as fuck

And all the times look goofy.

But that’s just Brandon Weeden. He is what he is, he’s nothing special, he’ll never knock your socks off but he can sometimes be competent, he’s just Brandon Weeden. So if you want to actually be proactive about this whole situation, well then I’ve got a guy who can make all your problems go away, Jerry. Just a phone call and a blank check away, do the right thing, do it.

PS

It’s so underrated that Jerry Jones is still the Cowboys GM. I know it comes up every now and then but it really is incredible. The fact that he is a GM/Owner and does press conferences after every game and goes and stands on the sideline whenever he wants. God love him, he is the common man who strikes it rich. Get a little money in your pocket and convince yourself that you’re a genius, we’d all do the exact same thing.