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A Mack Daddy Dolphin Retrieved A Miami Heat Dancer's Cell Phone After It Fell In The Water

 

 

Such a pimp.  Saving the day for that Miami Heat dancer.  He knew exactly what he was doing.  Hot chick in distress and he instantly launches into action.  If that chick was gross and ugly there’s no way he even thinks about taking time outta his day to get the phone.  That’s just how the world works.  But this is an NBA dancer we’re talking about.  She was pretty ungrateful if we’re being totally honest. Oh it’s never gonna work again?  Well of course it’s not but that’s not the point lady.  It’s the thought that counts.  I don’t see any other male suitors diving to the bottom of the ocean to get the phone for her.  It’s an action of gratitude.  She could’ve of dropped a necklace or a ring or whatever and he still would’ve gone and got it.  Play on playa. She better blow that dolphin. It’s the least she could do.