Jessica Alba’s Dad Tried To Make Her Bang Tom Brady (Wink, Wink)

Jessica Alba says her dad tried to force her to have sex with Tom Brady (wink,wink) pic.twitter.com/9EJlITNhFZ

— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) September 25, 2015

Oh okay Jessica. So it was your dads idea to prostitute you to Tom Brady. Oh okay. No it wasn’t your idea to have sex with him. You were just trying to make your dad proud. It wasn’t his cleft chin or perfect smile that did it. It wasn’t his fame and fortune. It wasn’t his 4 Superbowl rings. Nah it was your dad pushing him on you. Ok Jessica if you say so….wink, wink.