Good News: Those Anti-Circumcision Guys Are In Town Just In Time For The Pope

Via @MorganZalot

So I blogged about these guys months ago when they were in New York. They are called the Bloodstained Men & Their Friends (that name is catchy as fuck, if we’re being honest). Anyway, they just go around touring the US trying to get people to stop cutting baby dicks. Do I necessarily agree with their stance on cut cocks? Absolutely not. I may not have the greatest dick in the world, hell it’s about as average as they come. But I’m circumcised and I know for a fact it looks better that way. No chance do you want to end up in the bedroom with some girl you just met and then not only take our your dick which is lacking a bit in the length department, but then you got all that extra skin as well. It’s just not a good look. But is there much difference between these guys protesting circumcising baby dicks and a bunch of grown men protesting (and then getting arrested for) the suspension of an NFL quarterback? Not a whole bunch I guess. Some dudes are passionate about football, other dudes are passionate about baby dicks. In the case of this site, maybe we’re the center part in the venn diagram?

Back to the point here though. Before today, I thought that these guys were just a bunch of clowns. But in reality, they are a well oiled machine. They have an actual schedule for Anti-Circumcision Protests and they are going to be in the city both today and tomorrow. You think they don’t know the Pope is coming to town this weekend? You think they don’t know that there are going to be millions and millions of people in the city this weekend? They have the biggest stage in the world right now and I love the hustle and they knew exactly what they were doing when they set up this schedule. You gotta at least respect that hustle. Even if they are a bunch of fucking weirdos.

^Pretty sure this kid was the same kid in the first post I blogged back in May. My man just eat, sleeps and breathes Anti-Circumcision Protests. Think it gets him laid at all?