Is It The Weekend? Then That Means Draftkings Is Making Someone A Millionaire Again
Quick, check your calendar. Is it Friday? Is it football season? If the answer to those questions are both yes, then that means some lucky dick out there is gonna become a millionaire again thanks to Draftkings again. Thats just what they do. Every weekend for 17 weeks they make average Joes into millionaires by just picking out their favorite football players on a computer screen. Its actually not fair. I think its messing with proper wealth distribution in this country. Poor people turning rich. Rich people turning richer. All because of fantasy land football. Peter Pan stuff, really.
Are you this week’s Peter Pan? About to fly off to Neverland with 1.2 million goddam dollars? Find out.