Tank Abbott Wants To Fight Ronda Rousey - She Wins, He Gives Her $100,000. He Wins, She Has To Make Him a Sandwich

MMA - From his latest podcast (via TMZ):

“She’s a girl, it’s all about this emotional stuff. I will fight any woman on this Earth for free. I will! You can’t be a tranny … you gotta be a female, born a female. I won’t even train. If I win, which is going to happen — and you’re going to get bashed up good — you have to make me a sandwich. If you win, I’ll give you $100,000.”

Not for nothing, Rousey has to take this deal right? Anytime you’re offered 100,000:1 on anything, you take it. Yea Tank Abbott is about 6 foot, 300 pounds. He fought in UFC when it was a glorified fight club. When you could do anything and everything and people were being carried out on stretchers left and right. But he’s old and gross now. Sure he has a killer instinct, but she has a decent chance at winning, right? Or am I taking crazy pills? It’s so hard to say. He hasn’t trained in a decade, she’s an Olympic gold medalist and the toughest bitch in the game. And if she loses, all she has to do is make a ham and cheese.

Rousey shouldn’t accept the fight for a myriad of reasons, but the top reason being why allow Abbott to profit off of her? She’s the draw, not him. She doesn’t need him or his 100k. He has nothing to lose, she has a ton to lose and nothing to gain. If she wins, “oh, you beat a pregnant looking dude who has been drinking around the clock for the last 10 years”. If she loses “yep, she’s a fraud, can’t even beat a pregnant looking dude who has been drinking around the clock for the last 10 years”.