Saloon Is Introducing Boozy Brunch Which Could Be Their Most Unsafe Idea Yet

By now everyone knows the deal with Saloon on the Upper East Side when it comes to our Barstool Game Watches. They do open bar specials where they are quite literally giving away booze. Nobody knows how they can even make a penny with the way they run their business. They’d be the worst drug dealers in the world. “Here just give me a little bit of money and we’ll give you as much product as you want.”

Well, they’ve decided to take this braindead business model and dive into the world of brunch. Which is to be honest is a downright scary thought. Take all the mayhem of Saloon at night, and do it when the sun is up with delicious breakfast food? Oh and whats that you say? Its dirt cheap again? Surprise! Here’s the deal, there are two options

1) Unlimited Buffet and Mimosas for 2 hours – $20

2) Unlimited Buffet and full open bar for 2 hours – $30 (2 hours)
**Includes: Import and Domestic bottled and drafts beers, Wines, and
Premium mixed drinks- Ketel, Stoli, Absolut, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, Malibu, Captain Morgan’s, Bacardi

Menu – Unlimited buffet
Scrambled Eggs
French Toast
Home Fries
Cheesy Tater Tot’s
Bacon
Ham
Biscuits Sausage & Gravy
Roasted Turkey and Pork Loin Station
Stuffing, Gravy
Mini Breakfast Muffins

The doors open at 12. So you can do 12-2, 1-3, 2-4, 3-5. Then just like we do on NCAA Tournament day, you can extend your open bar for $10 per hour every hour.

Ordinarily for breakfast in Manhattan I’d order like 2 bacon egg and cheese sandwiches, some OJ and an iced coffee and it would be like 24 bucks. Now for 30 bucks you can get an unlimited buffet and a full open bar? To be perfectly honest this is just irresponsible of Saloon. I’m almost angry at them. Its an even better deal than the other Manhattan brunch spots and none of the bougie bullshit attitude that those places have. Honestly, I would just do $30 for unlimited cheesy tater tots. I mean think about that for a moment. Wake up, go to Saloon, pay 30 bucks and just get unlimited cheesy tots and vodka. Is this heaven? No. Its Saloon Brunch with unlimited tots and booze.

Saloon is on 84th and York. Seating will be first come first serve. The bar space will still be open though to party if you just wanna crush tots and get drunk like I recommended. Email management@saloonnyc.com to put your name down for the open bar.