Turns Out Gorillas Are Basically Humans And Just Wanna Stare At Smart Phones Too

There is likely deep meaning to that video.  Something about how we are just like gorillas and maybe we shouldn’t be locking them up in cages so we can stare at them through glass.  Maybe we should let them run and be free with all their gorilla buddies in the wild instead of letting toddlers pound on the windows while they’re trying to sleep.  That gorilla looks pretty sad to be honest.  I’m sure that’s what some people are thinking and will be furious.  The only thing I took away from that video is that life is boring for everybody and smart phones are the key to not being bored.  It doesn’t matter if you’re a human living in the world or a gorilla hanging out at the zoo, life is better when I can stare into the screen of a handheld computer that fits in my pocket. Simple as that. It’s why people are constantly running into other people on the street. For a second there I thought the gorilla was gonna belt out, “Pull up the nudes!” because that’s the best part of any person’s phone. The nudes.

PS- The moment when that gorilla imitates the guy and leans against the glass is fucking adorable.  The most adorable fucking thing I’ve ever seen.