The Way Tim Kurkjian Pronounces Kiko Alonso's Name Makes Life Awkward
I had this blog written last night before Big Cat posted today and thought about scrapping it but I’m an emotionless wreck right now, so fuck it. Live and let die.
So this is how people in Maryland talk, eh? Cute. You can hear Kurkjian’s loafers getting lighter with each syllable. SVP has been doing this bit for awhile but I simply can’t get enough of how Kurkjian pronounces Kiko Alonso in that accent. Sounds like a giddy Oliver Twist getting goosed. Oh well. Crabcakes, football, and weird talk. That’s what Maryland does.
This INT will never get old, either. Eat your face off, ODB:
— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) September 14, 2015