This Thing Is A Muscle Injection Away From His Tits Popping A Hole In The Ozone Layer

FEEL DA PAMP. You think you’re hot shit with your protein shakes and normal, natural workouts? Have fun living with your Dadbods, ya twinks. Injecting yourself with a poisonous concoction that turns your muscles into literal rocks is the 2015 way to get shredded. It doesn’t matter if they have to saw your arms off eventually or if your tits are gonna explode, it’s all about the pump. And who needs arms or a chest cavity when you have no use for your brain, anyways? You don’t require rational thought when you’re cumming all the time.

The loser still probably skips leg day. Actually, forget about that fake rack that belongs in the Jersey Housewife Hall Of Fame. This thing has life made in the shade as an franchised actor is Battletoads ever makes a comeback, which is definitely fucking should.