Hard To Blame This Guy For Impersonating a Police Officer To Get His Shit Back From a Hooker

WKYT – A Winchester man is in jail accused of impersonating a police officer to get his stolen wallet back from a prostitute. Police say the trouble for Colt Christopher started around 10 p.m. Tuesday night when he solicited a prostitute. After his wallet and phone were stolen, officers tell WKYT that he didn’t let it go. Instead, investigators say he went after the woman, posing as a police officer. According to an arrest citation, the 32 year old showed up at an apartment building on Main Street and started beating on a door, saying he was a police officer. Court papers go on to say that Christopher was yelling and screaming, scaring everyone in the building. Someone called for help, thinking he had a gun. According to the citation, when an officer got to the apartment building, Christopher cursed at him and said he was the police and to go away. When the officer identified himself a second time, court papers say Christopher charged at him. Police say the 32 year old didn’t stop when he was told to, so he was tased.

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I’m sorry, what? Is nothing sacred anymore? Look, I don’t believe in much. I believe Panera is the worst casual dining restaurant on the planet. They give you 1 slice of turkey and some microwaved bacon and charge you 11 dollars. They give you a stale piece of bread or a brown apple with it. Fuck outta here. Sure you can get a bread bowl of microwaved soup for 6 bucks, enjoy eating soup in the middle of the summer.  I believe the saddest people on Earth are those who send strippers gifts from Amazon wish lists. I just really feel bad for them. Makes me sad to think about. It’s Nookie Chat guy times 100. And third, I believe if a hooker steals your wallet, you can impersonate a police officer to get it back without penalty. Because we hear all the time about hookers stealing your stuff. Look woman, if someone pays you for a blowy, you don’t have to rob them as well. We have to live in a society where everyone agrees on basic principles or our entire world will collapse within itself. So nobody, not an officer of the law, a judge, or a jury should convict this guy of taking justice into his own hands. If a hooker wants to fuck around and throw off the balance of the universe, she should have to pay for it by any means necessary.