Don't Try To Rob A Female MMA Fighter Unless You Want To Be Emasculated Via Leg Choke

MMAFighter.com – Strawweight fighter Monique Bastos was on the way for her jiu-jitsu training with two friends in Acailandia, Brazil, on Tuesday night, when two men attacked her. They wanted their phones, but they had no idea Bastos was an MMA fighter. “I was going to my jiu-jitsu training when they arrived on a motorcycle and said they wanted our phones,” Bastos told MMAFighting.com. “I tried to hold my phone, and I realized they were not armed. When they tried to escape, I lifted the rear wheel of the bike and they fell on the ground. The guy who took my phone ran away, but I was able to get the other one.” Bastos, who has six professional MMA fights on her record and a few jiu-jitsu matches and muay thai bouts, got him into a rear-naked choke and took him to the sidewalk, where she locked a triangle choke and waited for the police.

Yeah, might want to pick a better mark than that, guy. Might want to run for the life once the woman She-Hulked the back wheel of a bike looking to whoop some ass. And you see that look on her face during the entire time? Stone cold. She’s not only been there before but loves dishing the pain. If anything she took mercy on him. This Brazilian pussy is just lucky he didn’t try to snatch Ronda Rousey’s purse. His entire body would be morphed into a pretzel before he could count to tres, or whatever three is in Portuguese.

Still, that’s the best leg work on a neck since Sonya Blade. That blonde biddy could end my life any time she wants.