It Took Exactly ONE Hard Knocks Episode For The Giants To Become A Joke - This Time It's Jaxson Dart/Theo Johnson Trying To Figure Out Where The Atlantic Ocean Is

We know the story of the Giants and Hard Knocks. It gave us that picture which everyone has used for the last 2 years and it will never die. The season with the Giants last year was actually the best in a long time because they showed real stuff even though it turned my franchise into a bigger joke. It let people make fun of us when only we should be able to make fun of us. It just feels like bullying now that we have like Raiders fans chiming in on us. Can't have that. 

Fast forward to this year and the NFC East is the in-season Hard Knocks, which started last night. Well, it took one episode for the Giants to become the joke again. This time it's geography related. Yeah, we'll go with geography related. 

Look, it's funny. I want to laugh at it. But I can't help but see everyone cracking jokes about Jaxson Dart not knowing how to slide because of this and get pissed off. We gotta talk about Tim Kelly apparently just having a map on hand. Was this dude so sick of hearing geography questions that he brought a map to settle it all? Makes more sense to the blown leads and 2 wins so far this season. Maybe it's at least a sign that he can turn into a QB for a team that makes the NFC Championship? 

I want to defend Jaxson Dart because he's very clearly QB1 of the future. He's the face of the franchise going forward. It's hard to learn geography and layout of the city in less than one year. I gotta give him grace for this, because I have nothing else to do. Just send the man down to LBI or Ocean City or the Wildwood Crest boardwalk so he can see the ocean there. Then make him drive up the Garden State Parkway so he sees signs where to head to Pennsylvania and New York. He'll learn. 

We gotta stop being on Hard Knocks.