Sydney Sweeney Has Influenced Me To See Her New Movie

Sydney Sweeney getting back to the basics. She is on a streak of some…well…underperforming movies, to say the least. But she knows when the going gets tough, the tough get going and she pulls out the big guns. No, not like that, you pervert. Ok, exactly like that.

Dia Dipasupil. Getty Images.

Dia Dipasupil. Getty Images.

Steve Eichner. Getty Images.

Steve Eichner. Getty Images.

Steve Eichner. Getty Images.

Honestly I don't have much to add. I'm giving the marketing team exactly what they want with this blog. It's shameless by both of us, to be honest. They know we're gonna blog it, which makes me not want to blog it, but my hands are tied. I made a promise to the audience, the Barstool millions and millions, that when pictures like this hit the web, I will be here to post them on our website. Years and years and years have passed and while I admit now in my older days I haven't always been able to fulfill that promise, I always know when to go back to the well. Sydney Sweeney is a once in a generation talent and I'll be darned if I don't remind the world of that. 

Anywho, merry December my friends.