Large Is A Marketing Genius

A couple years ago, my dear friend Large had a mental lapse and forgot that Black Friday pays a lot of the bills around these parts. He forgot to promote the hell out of it and as a result, was subjected to the wrath of Portnoy. (Something I am very familiar with.)

But want to know the difference between winners and losers? 

As Sean Connery famously said in The Rock, "losers always complain about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Rather than make excuses, attempt to pass the buck, or downplay things, Large owned it like a man, and got to work. 

What he has been doing over the past 36 hours has been nothing short of a fucking master class. He is putting on a fucking clinic on twitter- which I know a lot of people who read the blog don't fuck with. So allow me to showcase the highlights. 

Somewhere, Malcolm Smutler smiles. 

What a line…

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P.s. It's not all twitter-hos either.