It Just Means More: Lane Kiffin Claims Mississippi State Fans Broke Into The Ole Miss Locker Room At 3am And Stole Trinidad Chambliss' Jersey

Honestly, no choice but to respect the move from both sides here. It's the Egg Bowl, you can't just not steal the opposing QB's jersey (allegedly). You also have to air it all out to Marty Smith. This is a game where it once was decided because Elijah Moore pretended to piss like a dog: 

I do hate that this game is on Friday afternoon. This needs to be Thanksgiving night. It's the perfect time slot for this, which is an awesome rivalry. But if you're going to break into a locker room, you could just go to store.barstoolsports.com and save 20%. 

You don't get in trouble for saving 20%. You only get in trouble for not promoting 20% and breaking into locker rooms. The real question is what do you do with the jersey then? He's not your quarterback, you can't display it proudly or anything. For sure can't even sell it because that's asking you to get arrested, which apparently the cops have the footage: 

I don't care if you're in college or not. 3am on Thanksgiving is an insane time to pull off this heist, allegedly. You're all tired from turkey, overeating, being a slob and then you decide you need to be stealth? Gotta be the worst night to think you're quick and still have some speed to get away. 

Either way, this is the perfect start to the Egg Bowl. It can't be a normal game. It's not the way these teams play and you already have the Lane Kiffin coaching decision looming, a win seals Ole Miss in the playoffs, all this other stuff. Now we have a 3am theft. Perfect.