OnlyFans Mega Star Sophie Rain Has Released Her Earnings After Two Years And She's Made An Unbelievable $95 MILLION

Listen, Sophie Rain is legitimately a unicorn. I know there's going to be people who dispute her numbers and say she's inflating them for promotion, but there's plenty of people who have verified that they've seen she's being legitimate. I choose to live in a world where I believe these things, for sake of pageviews and believing in absurdity. She went viral for making more than LeBron James annually and starting a "gooning for good" campaign:

I wanted to do some research and see how much a subscription was so we could do some math, but I'm on a work computer and who knows if they check the logs of those things. I'd assume a large number of that is actually from "messages" and "tips", where guys pay to message you and not just the standard $15 a month or whatever she charges. If she charges $10 for a single message, you can do the math on how that will add up rather quickly at her fame level.

And even if the number isn't actually $95 million, ask yourself how much she'd have to be making in order to donate $1 million off a random call from Mr Beast:

And if you want to know what Sophie looks like in case you live under a rock, here you go:

I think I broke the numbers down a little better on a blog on how she made $43 million in a year, but the bad news is that our blog backend is broken to Bolivian and doesn't let you view it anymore. But you want to know what isn't broken?

The Barstool store, which conveniently is 20% off this weekend for Black Friday. And while Sophie could buy out all of Welker's inventory and then some with a couple days of earnings, she's not going to do that so you get a chance at these items which I have selected as the best out:

So a congrats to Sophie on the money and congrats to you for getting in on the greatest sale on the Internet this weekend.