Jennifer Lopez Is Getting Dragged By The Entire Country Of India After Getting Paid Millions Of Dollars To Perform At A Billionaire's Wedding And Wearing A Revealing Outfit? Hey, LEAVE JLO ALONE!

Devlin11/25/2025 9:15 PM

Quick shout out to Jennifer Lopez for making a fucking BAG this weekend in India.

She reportedly got paid $2 million just to show up in front of a windfan and sing a few songs for a billionaire's wedding, not too shabby! The only price she paid for it was getting dragged by the entire country on social media after clips of her outfit circulated online.

Bollywood be damned, I guess they really cherish their modesty over there huh?

Social media users took to Instagram to call her dress inappropriate with one user calling it a ‘massive cultural-sensitivity fail’ and others saying the 56 year old singers outfit resembles a ‘stripper.’

Maybe it isn't fair to generalize an entire country based off some TikTok comments, but all I know is any 56 year old who looks THAT good in a bodysuit should be left to their own devices. If anything, we should be encouraging that level of hubris on a global scale.

Have mercy Jenny!

Ah yes, the glorious year 2000 when JLo literally invented the Google Search function. We'll get back to that in a minute but here's more background on what it takes to put on a $6.7 million wedding for your ~~ungrateful little brat~~ beautiful daughter.

(SOURCE) - Jennifer Lopez performed at the lavish wedding of Indian billionaire heir Netra Mantena that also featured a 15ft wedding cake in the shape of a mini palace. Netra, the daughter of Indian pharmaceutical bigwig Rama Raju Mantena, married tech entrepreneur Vamsi Gadiraju in an opulent wedding near the Taj Lake Palace in Udaipur this week, which featured in the 1983 James Bond film Octopussy.

JLo served as both a guest and performer at the lavish nuptials - believed to cost close to $6.7 million - while Donald Jr and his socialite squeeze Bettina Anderson also attended. Other celebrity guests included a host of Bollywood A-listers, such as actor Ram Charan, British singer and actress Sophie Choudry, and Nora Fatehi. Lopez left little to the imagination as she took to the stage in a variety of skimpy ensembles to perform her many hits, including Waiting for Tonight and On The Floor, while revellers were seen dancing to her chart-topping songs. At one point, the 56-year-old almost spilled out of her plunging flesh-toned leotard during a rigorous dance routine. She also slipped into a skintight semi-sheer black bodysuit with a G-string backside that gave guests an ample view of her famous curves.

But the alleged $6.7 million cost of the luxury wedding sparked some anger, with locals criticising the happy couple's 'sheer wastage of money', according to local reports. Meanwhile, Lopez is gearing up to perform in Las Vegas at the end of the year and into 2026.

I'm sure it was a grand ol' time for all involved but reading about it gives me flashbacks to 'My Super Sweet 16' on MTV. God DAMN what a frustrating, infuriating show to watch.

Truly a program that makes you root for immediate nuclear war. If you wanna feel the urge to cut your dick off and shred it into a zillion tiny pieces, have a ball below brother!

But mainly, I just wanted to go on record publicly JLo is still at the top of her game. That deserves to be celebrated for free.

Even after all these years and endless tread put on those tires, 56 year old Jenny From The Block still got curves for DAYS and knows how to use them. Whether she's in that famous green dress or not, she always goes down smooth. That fucking rules. Truly a timeless wonder.

And hopefully that new 'Anaconda' reboot with Jack Black & Paul Rudd finds a way to give her a well deserved cameo. Jon Voight & his indescribable accent can stay digested though.

But no matter what, we will NEVER FORGET. (that green dress)