Connor Bedard Is Getting Criticism For (Rightfully) Scribbling All Over An Annoying Adult Autograph Seeker’s Magazine After They Wouldn't Leave Him Alone
Listen, there's nobody worse than an adult autograph seeker. They basically stalk celebrities around every single place they go, somehow having a photo of a magazine cover or another piece of memorabilia they conveniently had on hand. The only person worse is the one who turns around and sells said autograph, which I would probably say is like 95% of the people who are this persistent and annoying.
I think we gotta see more guys like Bedard get some shine for completely ruining this guy's magazine. They love to hit you with the gaslight of the century like "please man, you're the only guy I haven't gotten" or "I'm a huge fan" when he's gonna be putting your shit on Ebay within the hour if you do sign. Not only that, imagine having the lack of self awareness to post this on social media and blame Bedard like he's somehow in the wrong here?
"Shows zero humanity in what would have taken 2 seconds to be a decent person" is a wild spinzone for a guy trying to make money off your name. At least there's some good guy autograph seekers out there like Jersey Jerry who just wanted a Justin Fields autograph because he's live or die with the Steelers. And his seeking stops at no bounds:
That somehow also reminds me of someone who is worse: the adult autograph seekers that send their kids out there to look like Make-A-Wish projects when in reality they're just going to sell those too. And to make matters worse, any real fan who just really wants a Bedard autograph to hang up on their wall as he dominates the league for the next 15 years is shit out of luck. Justice for Connor Bedard here and every other athlete who should rightfully just tell people to fuck off and that be respected.
P.S. Funny is funny


