Michael Porter Jr. And LiAngelo Ball Are Going Viral For Being The World's Worst Tippers Every Time They Go Out To Eat

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Buddy…what? You're leaving $10-$20 on a $400 meal? And you're okay saying that…publicly? Wh---how? I think we can all agree that tipping sucks. Sorry, but it's true. I get no joy out of adding 20% onto my bill at the end of the night and you don't either. Stop pretending like you do. You're not a hero for acting like you enjoy it. Shout out to the service industry, but even they know it's a fucking racket. People act like waiters and waitresses are storming the beaches of normandy just for doing their jobs. Thanks for refilling my water babe, but you're not a hero. You are a person who is working in an industry that relies on optional kindness so you don't starve to death…act accordingly. 

That said, you always tip 20% no matter what. Even if the service sucks, even if your server was cunt, even if they had a bad attitude, even if your bill was $3,000. Why? Because those are the rules of society. You can get away with 10-15% if the service is atrocious, but other than that it's always 20%. Which is why LiAngelo openly talking about dropping a ten dollar bill on a four-HUNDRED dollar tab is so crazy. It's got nothing to do with the fact that he's rich either, he genuinely believes that it's okay to tip 2.5%. I don't know it just seems nuts. Shout out to LaMelo for having enough sense to stick to the 20% rule. 

Regardless, I'm aware that things often get exaggerated on podcasts, so they could have been fucking around. Who knows. Fingers crossed they see this and whoever waits on them next gets a nice fat tip. Thanks for reading.