The 'Baylor Pisser' Has Finally Been Apprehended After Weeks of Terrorizing Campus With Videos of Public Urinations

Baylor Lariat — A Baylor freshman who ran an anonymous account posting videos of urinating on campus was identified by police and referred to Student Conduct on Sept. 26, according to the Baylor University Police Department. As of today, the university has confirmed the student is no longer enrolled at Baylor.

Once officers identified a suspect, they met with the student to confirm he was behind the account. According to police reports, the student said he was and filmed videos at McLane Stadium, Fountain Mall, the 5th Street Parking Garage, the Baylor Bear Habitat, Judge Baylor and near Pat Neff. All content was recorded between midnight and 1 a.m.

The student told police he used a water bottle to fake the videos — except for one recorded near the Bear Habitat, “where he was concealed by the trees.” With limited evidence, BUPD chose not to pursue criminal charges after filing the report on Sept. 26 and forwarded the case to Judicial Affairs for further review.

What a terrible start to adulthood for the Baylor Pisser. You get to college and immediately decide your thing is going to be making videos pissing around campus for some TikTok likes, you're kicked out of school before even making it to Thanksgiving and it turns out you weren't even actually pissing to begin with.

If you're gonna get kicked out of college, at least make it worth your while, dude.

And informing your parents you've been busted for fake pissing all over campus has to be the second-worst part of this whole thing, only trailing when the next school you try to go to asks why you only lasted two months at Baylor. Because telling the truth is probably the best option, given what they're likely thinking, but that's not exactly a great option, either. You have really pissed yourself into a corner with this one.

All things considered, so much worse than this is going on at virtually every college in America. I'm not in favor of public urination, but let he who is without piss cast the first stone.