2x Olympic Gold Gymnast Suni Lee Admits She's Seen ALL The Thirsty Comments About Her On Social Media And Reveals What She's Looking For In A Boyfriend... Could It Be YOU? (No)

Are you familiar with Suni Lee? All-World gymnast from Minnesota... Had her college career cut short at Auburn due to injury... But worked her way back into elite form to help the USA win multiple medals at the 2024 Olympics... Currently sitting at 2 Gold Medals & 6 overall in her Olympic career at only 22 years old... Any of that ring a bell? 

I only give that recap because hand up, I was not familiar with her game. But her name has been popping up A LOT online in the past few months, mainly from people pointing out how much harder pro athletes go when she's in the building. Can't really argue with this data.

I'm certainly no Knicks fan but I too would like to see Suni & Anne Hathaway sitting courtside more often. If you're somehow unfamiliar with Anne in the year of our Lord 2025, go ahead and give a scroll to the bottom of this blog, friendo. 

But point being, Suni Lee is an absolute rocketship in every way imaginable. 

Athletic as hell, hotter than hades, and fueled by an elite determination only found in Navy SEALs/serial killers. Oh and I forgot to mention extremely fashionable too. And also a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model + Victoria's Secret Runway Model. Actually can't believe no one blogged about her accomplishing that on here. 

Let's make up for lost time shall we? 

I'm certainly no Sports Illustrated fan but I would like to see Suni in swimsuits & hanging out with Victoria's Secret headliners more often. If you're somehow unfamiliar with K-Pop superstar Lisa in the year of our Lord 2025, go ahead and give a scroll to any part of this blog, compadre. 

But point being, Suni Lee is one of the most eligible bachelorettes in America. 

Now that you're up to speed on who she is and what she's about, let's find out if YOU are the most eligible bachelor she's looking for. And to all you perpetually online gooners getting thirsty in her comments, she sees you. She's just not picking you. Sorry mate. 

So, definitely not this bro either I'm guessing?

But if she's looking for a mature guy with an impressive athletic background, a deep love for America, and a successful morning show… Boy do I have the man for her!

Of course I'll still wish her the best even if my matchmaking pick isn't the vibe. Seems like she's got a good head on her shoulders, she'll figure it out. But most of all now you know, if you see Suni on the pregame sidelines, TAKE THE OVER!

Ms. Lee is LEGEND, have respect idiots.