Sommer Ray Is Getting Praised As "The LeBron James Of Ass Influencers" So Let's Investigate Whether Her Longevity Is Indeed On That LBJ Level

Remember Sommer Ray? I hadn't thought about her in years, until that picture above randomly dropped onto my timeline this week. What a time to be alive.

It was a great blast from the past and a staunch reminder that ass ALWAYS plays. Then, now, forever. And very few humans on earth have worked harder than her to form such a defined derrière. Nothing but respect for that cheeky effort. Who knows what IG Influencers would be doing today without such amazing trailblazing from Sommer, Selter, & Ren in the 2010s. Truly the OG Assvengers. 

And folks, THEY HAVEN'T LOST A DAMN STEP!

If athletes like Tom Brady & LeBron James can be praised for their exploits against Father Time, shouldn't we be celebrating our gravity defying queens too? Of course I can't take credit for this idea, this praise was all spurned by clicking into that Sommer tweet to see what the streets were saying. Sometimes, the internet isn't so bad I guess. 

But as is also tradition with the internet, there were still plenty of haters too. All frequent sex-havers I'm sure. 

So I figure it's worth running a little experiment today… By the common man, FOR the common man. I'll provide a gallery below to scroll through so you can decide for yourself. 

Is Sommer still in the thick of her prime or has the game passed her by? Hopefully you won't be too upset pondering a thesis either way. And if you are, here's the latest 'Out & About' episode with Kathy Griffin to keep you satisfied kimosabe. 

Also does this mean I need to do an Alexis Ren recap blog next? Maybe. Definitely. Choose love. 

Anyway, ROLL THE TAPE!

PS: Love him or hate him, it's absolutely mind bottling LeBron is still doing this shit at nearly 41 years old. And this fuckery might go on for a few more years too. Longevity is a helluva drug. 

PPS: But while we're still on the subject, might as well give this a look too.