Tonight Is The Night: Year 23 LeBron Is Officially Starting As He's Been Upgraded To A Gametime Decision

Get the LeHenny on ice! Listen, if you've been keeping up with the NBA, you should know that the Lakers are bonafide contenders. Luka looks like the MVP, Bronny is getting some pivotal starts, and DeAndre Ayton turned out to be fully capable. The only problem was LeBron was dealing with an injury like we've never seen before, a broken ass:

Yep. If you ain't never had it, I pray you never get it. You wouldn't know what it's like to be in LeBron James' shoes. And he prays you, the enemy, never has to. What a guy. And bad news for the league, he's back like he never left:

Poor Greenie and Celtics fans. It must be tough for them to get sleep these days knowing the big bad wolf of his nightmares is back. They don't deserve that. Good luck out there.

Fuck it, one hour LeBron Lakers highlights: