Tate McRae & Addison Rae Have United To Make North American Asses GREAT Again? Let's Check On Their Progress So Far!

Hello friends, are YOU a fan of American ass? 

No, not that one. But if it was a YES, boy do I have some great news coming your way. All thanks to Addison Rae & Tate McRae. 

It appears they've united to push a new bold agenda all over our beautiful USA… Making denim dumpers great again. Lucky us! 

Truly heartwarming to see an American & a Canadian cross country lines to unite North America over such a crucial issue. And really, shouldn't we all be appreciating good jeans instead of vilifying them? Hopefully this helps everyone turn a new leaf & a new cheek towards the future. But either way, you couldn't find 2 better backside ambassadors for this movement than Addison & Tate. 

They absolutely practice what they preach. 

Now if only there was a way for them to transmute some of their dancing abilities into that fabric too, we'd really be cooking with gas. A reverse Space Jam for the masses & the asses. Because as it stands right now, if I attempted any of these moves my tendons would tear off the bone, right into Bolivian. Do not pass Go, do NOT collect $200. 

So for now I'll just leave that part to the professionals. 

So point being, thank YOU for your service ladies. The North American Assvengers fighting the battles that us pancake'd motherfuckers never could. Godspeed queens. 

As Castor Troy once said, "Peach, I could eat a peach for hours". 

Clear eyes, full dump trucks, can't lose. USA! USA! USA!