Former Tennis World Number 2 Paula Badosa Wants You To Know She's "Sexy And Single" And Officially Split From Stefanos Tsitsipas

Listen, by now it's been pretty much known in the tennis world that our power couple of Paula Badosa and Stefanos Tsitsipas have split. A relationship that starts with a sex dream generally doesn't have the most longevity:

But for the most part, both have stayed relatively silent about the relationship and even the aftermath. Yeah, of course they did the whole quiet unfollow each other on Instagram and delete the photos but nothing really else besides Stefanos saying he was single at an airport in Athens:

Hilariously bad reporter by the way. The guy tells you he's off social media, trying to find some peace, and you immediately start prying into his private business. Paula may not have taken lightly to that comment though, considering a few days later she posted her 28th birthday celebration on Instagram with a bunch of "sexy and single" sash photos.

In a happy world, this turns into a Eugenie Bouchard situation and she makes a bet with a fan during the Super Bowl and the Patriots end up making a crazy comeback and it turns into a happily ever after. That one didn't unfortunately. But in our world, the more likely scenario is that a bunch of tennis fans try to shoot their full court shot and it comes up around half length short, and Paula ends up with a tennis player because they only date other tennis players.

Good luck out there fellas.