WTF!!! Eddie Doesn't Think Jessica Simpson Was Sexy In Dukes Of Hazzard

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Wanna know something? Eddie's a sneaky little butthole. Always scheming. Always conniving. Always with a trick up his sleeve. He's good at it too, as not many people know his sneaky ways.  

I just couldn't let this one slide though. 

Eddie doesn't think Jessica Simpson was hot in Dukes of Hazzard. 

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, I got voted off the snake draft this week and I'm not happy about it. The topic was "build the sexiest women's outfit" and I strategically drafted what one of the hottest women ever was wearing when she was at her personal hottest.

I have no idea if that last sentence made sense or not, but it made sense in my head, so I'll keep it moving - I basically constructed Jessica Simpson from Duke's of Hazzard in my draft: 

- Cowgirl hat
- Cowgirl boots
- Jean shorts/daisy dukes
- Red flannel shirt tied in knot at belly button 

You know, this girl: 

And guess what happened? I got voted off the poll. 

Sure the flannel pick might not have been great, as I coulda gone with JS in the bright pink shirt (or just a bikini top) but point remains. Eddie didn't appreciate the strategy, which only means one thing: 

Eddie doesn't think Jessica Simpson was hot in Dukes of Hazzard. And yes I know, Chief voted me off too, but we already have our "suspicions" about him, so we'll let that one slide… Eddie though? Super disappointing. 

Like seriously? This Jessica Simpson?

Like…wtf? Even the gayest gay dude on earth (Chief not included) could watch Dukes of Hazzard and think JS peak sexiness in that movie and music video. 

Shaking my damn head. Watch this week's snake draft.