Tough Look For These Commanders Fans Attempting To Fight That Even The Usher Was Laughing At Them

Listen, things are tough for the Commanders right now. They lost in "just about the dumbest way possible" last night to the Bears:

And to make matters worse, now you've got this video surfacing of this fight in the nosebleeds. I can't think of a group of less intimidating fellas than these right here. Usually when you see fights in the stands at football games, it's dudes with a couple of felonies to their name, probably an assault charge or two from bar fights, and guys who just love to scrap with nothing to lose. You get a couple good punches in, and then everyone has to rush to stop it because it becomes legitimately dangerous. 

You tell me if you think that this qualifies under an emergency:

That usher has the biggest smile on his face looking at these two heavier set fellas going to battle. And let's not even mention Enter Sandman playing in the background and fans going absolutely batshit while this nothing-burger of a brawl occurs just mere feet away. Nothing like attempting to scrap with Metallica playing. Love the shirtless dude going back in for seconds and immediately getting put in a chokehold by security who said alright buddy, your fun is up.

The guy with the John Riggins jersey might need to be banned from going to games though. Can't have pillow hands like that just chopping away at a guy's head doing zero damage because if he ever hits the gym, he may genuinely be a dangerous individual. 

Football season is truly special.