Dan From Ticket Sales At The Tennessee Titans Is Going Viral For Immediately Reaching Out To Old Season Pass Holders Offering Them Tickets After They Fired Brian Callahan

Listen, the Titans fired Brian Callahan today and the names are out there floating for potential replacements. But if they had any brain, they'd look no further than this fella Dan from ticket sales, who is an absolute menace on the sales floor. Just look at this level of commitment:

He's firing away at everyone who left him on read before, letting them know that changes are coming to the Titans and they're coming fast. They do have a new stadium being built and a franchise quarterback that they just drafted number 1 overall, so it's worth a look at what Dan's got to offer. I don't know what they're paying him, but it isn't enough. Get Dan a raise immediately, not only for his sales acumen, but going viral for a team that has had legitimately zero viral moments this season. 

Not only does he keep it short and to the point, he comes with receipts. Hey buddy, you told me on 9/23/2025 at 3:08 PM that you're in for some tickets if Callahan is fired. Well, Dan lived up to his part of the bargain and now he's expecting you to do the same.

You know a guy who knows ticket sales? Our very own Greenie:

Love that guy. Can't believe Gaz and Nate are silencing him on the blog. Hang in there Greenie, and Titans fans, you too, because with Dan at the helm things are gonna get a whole lot better for you guys.

P.S. Fired coach is still the best gig on the planet: