Tonight On Barstool After Dark: 26 Members Of The Office Are Running The Chicago (Milk) Marathon

Alright folks, Barstool After Dark returns tonight and while we had plenty of members of the office run the Chicago Marathon this past weekend, we’ve got a whole roster of employees running the Chicago Milk Marathon tonight.

Here’s what we’re doing….we’re joined by 26 employees from the Chicago office, including but not limited to Dana Beers, Katic, T Bob, Zac, Kate, Ella Griff, etc etc etc. And each person is going to run a mile under this format

- Drink a 12 ounce glass of milk. Run a quarter mile.

- Drink a 12 ounce glass of milk. Run a quarter mile. 

- Drink a 12 ounce glass of milk. Run a quarter mile.

-  Drink a 12 ounce glass of milk. Run the last quarter mile.

I’m sure there will be a lot of puking, but don’t worry, you don’t have to clean up your own puke….you have to clean up if the person after you pukes. So we’ll use the wheel to determine who’s next, and the person who just ran will be on the sidelines cheering them on to keep the milk down

The person in front of you also can screw you over. The standard time to run is going to be 10 minutes. Every minute they finish before 10 takes an ounce of your milk glasses, but every minute they go over 10 adds an ounce to each of your milk glasses

Additionally: Lucas will be going last to accommodate for the person that has to run 1.2 miles, and he’ll be drinking a 5th glass of milk as well based on his marathon performance discussed on the Yak

I don’t know how this is going to go. Could be a disaster. Could be beautiful. Could be a beautiful disaster. But we’ll find out tonight so tune in at 8 Eastern, 7 Central for Barstool After Dark: the Chicago Milk Marathon