Draymond Green Cooked Dalton Knecht After He Chirped Him In A Preseason Game, Telling Him "Don't Talk Shit To Me, You Got Traded And Got Traded Back"

Part of being the only guy who likes the Lakers around these parts is recognizing when we have some L's, too. LeBron broke his ass and is out for a month to start the season, but at least we have a real center now and we're a legitimate championship contender. And part of accepting your losses is realizing that Draymond kinda cooked here, considering he's a hall-of-famer and Dalton Knecht has been wildly uninspiring besides that one game he dropped like 40 points and hit like 9 3's. That was some special stuff.

And unfortunately for Knecht, he's kinda in a rough spot because if Mark Williams could pass a physical, he'd be a Laker and Knecht would be sitting in Charlotte maybe sniffing a couple minutes a game. I like Knecht, think he's got a bit of a purpose on this team, but if Draymond is next to you, you gotta just know that's a battle you can't win. He's going to hit you with the quickest "you got traded and got traded back" of all time and now you look like a bozo to millions of people that see a clip otherwise never to be seen because it's a measly preseason game.

Draymond's been on the Warriors with Steph for what feels like 15 years now and they still haven't gotten rid of him, so longevity is not something you can play with him on. I kinda like Draymond because he's one of the biggest LeBron glazers out there, so he has my respect and I'm going to tally this a 10-8 clean victory over Knecht here. Now lock in Knecht, and let's go get our King Bron another ring.

P.S. This is your 2026 MVP: