Oh My God: LeBron James Has Scheduled "The Decision Of All Decisions" For Tomorrow October 7th At 12 PM EST

CLEVELAND THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!!!! Listen, everyone with a brain knows that this isn't a retirement announcement. LeBron is probably becoming a part-time Twitch streamer after appearing on the world's biggest streamer Kai Cenat's marathon a week ago:

It's also Taco Tuesday and the most important one at that, considering it's National Taco Day tomorrow. So maybe LeBron is getting into franchising great taco restaurants or building an empire of his own? I refuse to believe he'd ever announce retirement or that this is his final season over a corny ass tweet. The only people who actually believe stuff like that are the Gaz's of the world who are just counting down the days until LeBron is done terrorizing their beloved Celtics. 

LeBron loves ragebaiting retirement so much that you won't even know it's happening until it's done. He's just gonna walk off the court one day and tell you that's all she wrote, despite his critics saying that he's going to make it all about himself. So I'll see you tomorrow for a Taco Tuesday ad, and on the just barely above zero chance this is it for my King, you'll never hear from me again. 

Stay safe out there. Lakers in 5.