Research Confirms What We All Suspected - There Was Seriously Like NO Chicks On Ashley Madison - Daily Mail

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Yahoo – First, the official numbers. The info that the hackers published contained about 31 million accounts apparently belonging to men, and about 5 million apparently belonging to women. But when Newitz dug deeper, she found a bunch of test accounts that ended with ashleymadison.com, suggesting that they were created internally (90% of them were for women), as well as 350 female accounts for people with the same and very unusual last name. Then she found three really damning pieces of data: Only 1,492 of the women in the database had ever opened their inbox to check their messages on the site. That’s compared with more than 20 million men. Only 2,409 of the women had ever used the site’s chat function, versus more than 11 million men. Only 9,700 of the women had ever responded to a message from another person on the site, versus almost 6 million men. (This number was greater than the number of women who checked messages because it’s possible to answer messages in bulk when you first visit the site, without ever opening your inbox.) It’s possible that most of the women signed up but never did anything. Either way, Newitz writes, Ashley Madison is a site where tens of millions of men write mail, chat, and spend money for women who aren’t there.”

I’m not gonna say I was surprised by no girls being on there. We all knew that. but 1,400 out of 36 million its pretty unbelievable. 0.00004516129%. Reminds me of the ratio of Barstool commenters to total Barstool Readers. So yea, if you were an idiot signed up for Ashley Madison your chances werent that great. And yea, chances are you were chatting with other dudes or fake accounts pretending to be chicks. 1,350 of those 1,400 were probably hookers. But. BUT. If you could narrow down that 50 and fuck just one of those housewives that were so committed to getting banged out by dudes other than their husband, you struck gold. Its like winning the lottery. Its like catching lightning in a bottle. But if you could successfully do that, I bet AshleyMadison.com paid off in a BIG way.

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