Lady Makes Coffee Cup Lids Shaped Like Lips So You Can Make Out With Your Morning Cup Of Joe

Metro- Closer than close. Is coffee the first thing you think about when you wake up? Is caffeine the only think you want to ‘hit’ first thing in the morning? Is it… you know… better than sex? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then a. you have a problem and b. this kissable coffee cup is for you. This lipsy lid is the work of Korean designer Jang WooSeok, who told Mashable: ‘I created it for my sexual desire’… before adding, ‘Just kidding.’ Phew. But while it may not turn him on, we can think of a number of coffee lovers who’d love to get their lips around his design.

Sure.  Why the hell not?  We’re living in a world where dildos and flesh lights exist and are widely used.  Chicks are shoving plastic dicks up their vaginas on the daily.  Dudes are ramming their dicks into plastic vaginas every hour.  It’d be little disingenuous for me to now turn my nose up at the coffee cup lids shaped like human lips.  I can’t do it.  I won’t do it.  However, I will say that you have to be a borderline maniac to use one of these things.  At least (or hopefully) the dildos and flesh lights are being used in the privacy of one’s own home because people want to hide their loneliness. These coffee cup lip lids are the opposite.  Drinking coffee is a on-the-go-out-in-public activity. Therefore people are going to see you making out with your coffee cup and that’s some psycho shit. People will move away from you on the bus.  You’ll be the biggest weirdo in a world that’s chock full of weirdos. You have to know that going in.  You’re cool with that?  Then god bless.

Just an FYI, if you don’t drink coffee just know I’m secretly judging you.  That’s the truth.  Mostly because I don’t understand your caffeine-free lifestyle.  How do you survive in the world without it? Do you just run on hopes and dreams? I honestly don’t get it. We can still be friends.  I’ll still let you borrow my car.  I’ll still bring you in close for a hug.  But I will be judging you for not drinking coffee.