Hate Week: Lane Kiffin's Daughter Hard Launched Her Relationship With LSU's Star Linebacker Whit Weeks The Week Of Ole Miss/LSU

Listen, this ends all debate if it it really does just mean more in the SEC. There's nothing more devious than your own daughter dating one of your rival's best players, and it's even more devious to launch the relationship on the week you two are playing each other. And listen, I like Lane Kiffin and think LSU is a powerhouse program this year, but that all goes out the window this weekend.

If you're Ole Miss, you leave no doubt on the table by the end of the game. Go for 2 every score, if you find yourself leading late in the game, run it up, fuck it, even kick an onside every single time. You've gotta go out there and show why you won't let this type of stuff fly. This is a far cry from last week, when Lane was throwing alley oops mid game:

If there's one person who has to be down bad from this news, it's LSU/Ole Miss superfan Mintzy. He's got the whole cheering for both teams thing down to an eye science, but where does he land on this stuff? He's probably Whit Weeks' biggest fan, and he's got Lane Kiffin's number on his contact list that he probably blows up a couple times a day to check how he's doing. Gotta be the worst possible spot to be in if you're him.

Anyway, long story short, I'm backing Ole Miss this weekend because there's absolutely no way you lose after they tried dropping that nuke on your coach 5 days before the game. You've gotta go out there and #WinForLane. Prayers for LSU.

P.S. Hard launch is such a ridiculous term. When did we make "made it official" or "started dating" into hard launch? No idea but man that term stinks.