A First In Injury Descriptions: FC Barcelona Ruled Out Their Star Lamine Yamal For "Pubic Discomfort" And Say He's Unable To Train Or Play

Just when you think you've seen it all in sports when it comes to injury, one of the biggest clubs in the world says not so fast. This probably isn't the first time that a player has had some pain in the nether region but FC Barcelona may be the first to actually say so. You could just say something like he has a lower body injury, leg discomfort, a leg injury, yada yada. Nope, not Barcelona. They want you to know exactly what happened to Lamine Yamal.

It would be a classic situation if he just has a bad case of blue balls and is unable to play, considering he's the definition of a playboy:

The wonderboy of soccer is no stranger to having models in his vicinity, and he even got under investigation for allegedly "hiring little people to perform at his 18th birthday":

Soccer players are unbelievable man. What a sport. T&Ps to Lamine Yamal on a speedy recovery for pubic discomfort.