Sydney Sweeney Just Reached A Historic Milestone, So Let's Pay Tribute To Good Jeans With Her Best Birthday Outfits

Forewarning, I'm about to embed SO many things in this blog. Just a heads up that your phone is likely to explode before you do. Apologies for our dogshit app experience. But if anyone deserves to overload our mainframe today, it's Sydney Sweeney. 

She's the #1 pageviews producer on this website by far and it's easy to see why. Blonde Bazookas always play in America. And the endless controversies don't hurt either I guess. 

Good to see her PR is starting to trend back up though, a big reason being her recent portrayal of legendary boxer Christy Martin. Jerry's got you covered if you'd rather read right now than scroll through greatness…

Kinda wild to realize Syd is just entering her prime and we're about to experience an even greater golden era of CANNONS? Not too shabby if you ask me. 

But who cares what the fuck I think, you didn't come in here for words. You came for celebrations! So let's pay tribute to one of Hollywood's brightest stars and the only reason I'll be eligible for a Christmas bonus this year. 

HAPPY 28TH BIRTHDAY SYDNEY!!! Here's to many more…