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Big Ups To This Middle School QB Who Has More Athleticism Than Most NFL Starters

First off, what’s up with a middle school football team running a shotgun offense? That shit should be illegal. Not because they can’t do it, but because when I was that young nobody hit puberty enough to throw the ball over 20 yards. Well, outside the Norristown area where 7th graders were 13 going on 20 (Go screw yourselves and/or learn how to read, Colonial and Eisenhower). These kids should be running the “V” for 4 yards a pop all day, every play. Maybe mix in a counter or a QB bootleg here once in a blue moon to make it fresh. But I guess if you have Randall Cunningham 2.0 back there you can adapt your offense a bit. If this kid can avoid getting knocked out in the locker room he’d give any of the Jets QB’s a run for their money.

Seriously. Cunningham 2.0.