A Legend Named Susie From Guntersville Said If She Wins The $1.8 Billion Powerball, The First Thing She's Doing Is Taking $70 Million And Getting Kalen DeBoer "The Heck Out Of Alabama"

People generally have a lot of varying answers when asked what they'd do if they won the lottery. Some would go fuck off to a private island and never be heard from again, others would maybe invest most of it and try to live a relatively modest living while they take care of everyone around them for generations to come. But not in the SEC. It just means more over there, and Susie is ready to get DeBoer the hell out of Alabama if she wins.

I don't even watch college football like that, but I'd be damned if I wouldn't follow Susie to the ends of this Earth. Meemaw kept it classy the whole way. The AD? Gone. DeBoer? Gone. Taxes? Paid. Church? Funding for centuries. That's the SEC way. God bless Alabama. I might even have to buy some tickets myself and offer to help her out if I win that $1.8 billion.

And on that note, how much is she willing to spend to get Saban back? I don't know how much she'd be in the hole after getting rid of them, but $1.8 billion after taxes still feels like you can get that done. Or put some more millions into NIL and get to work that way. Good luck Susie.

P.S. This was truly heartbreaking: