Jalen Carter Had To Just Set A World Record For The Fastest Ejection In NFL History, Spits On Dak Prescott And Gets Tossed From Season Opener Before First Play
The banner was literally raised less than 20 minutes ago. There wasn't even a single snap taken of the 2025 season, and the Eagles already lost a special teamer to an ACL on the opening kickoff. And while he was getting attended to by trainers before the opening play of the opening game of the season? Jalen Carter decides to hock a loogie in Dak Prescott's face, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE REF.
What the fuck are we even doing here?
At what point is Jalen Carter going to grow up? At what point is this dude going to figure it out? He's one of the most menacing defensive players in football. He is a Super Bowl Champion, and he continuously acts like the biggest dumbass on the planet.
The Eagles dealt with it all year last year. He constantly puts the Eagles in a terrible situation because he can't control himself, but luckily his skill has always been able to make him worth keeping around. The Eagles can live with the stupid penalties here and there because they know he needs to be an asshole in order to play the best version of football he can play. But at some point, you need the dude to grow up. Selfish dickhead move that shouldn't fly on this team. You'd hope the Eagles make him pay for that at the next few practices. Keep the pads in the locker for the next week, and just make sure those cleats are tied tight.