Green Dildo Army Attacks AGAIN, This Time Against The NFL During The Titans VS Vikings Preseason Game. What The Hell's Going On Out Here?
Just when I thought I was out on Green Dildos… They pull me right back in.
Sure it got old pretty fast when they were only getting launched during WNBA games. But returning to the gridiron? Where it all began during that Bills game years ago?
That's bordering on almost respect. It's always fuck Clown Face around here.
Looks like those serial sex toy tossers got a deep bench and are willing to use it. They'll need plenty reinforcements moving forward now that they've put themselves squarely in the sights of Roger Goodell & his many goons. Security is gonna get TIGHT.
He might even send a Godfather offer to that ol' bitch Mike Kensil to rehire him back as VP. Anything is possible. But no matter where this war escalates, nothing will beat this as far as absolute public ownership goes. All hail The Tastemaker.
Some things you should just leave to masters of the craft. I don't expect those dildo dudes to stop anytime soon though. Unfortunately, these dumbass stunts do get eyeballs and do produce pageviews so it might be a vicious cycle for awhile. It is what it is. But I will say this… it's not even close to the worst thing to happen on a Tennessee Titans field.
And I'd hate for a dick toss to overshadow what was a pretty exciting game for Titans fans.
Cam Ward looks every bit the part of a calm composed #1 overall pick, new WRs were making plays, young LBs were flying around, Joey Slye made a 63 yarder AND a 53 yard double doink. Great way to close out the preseason on a high note and leave Nissan Stadium at full health.
BRING ON THE BRONCOS BABY! We're gonna shock the world. Can feel it in my plums.
Who knows what comes next for the plastic penis gang. They have a high bar to climb to actually make a dent in the NFL Dildo ranks. Gonna have to get one in the red zone of an active drive at the very least.
Don't tarnish Buffalo's legacy out here you fools.
PS: this question came up with a pal last week maybe blogworthy, if you were starting a NFL team today and had to have either Cam Ward or Caleb Williams… who ya got? I'd say Cam by a mile. Miss me with the nail polish & tears.