Dua Lipa Got Cheeky In Jamaica For Her 30th Birthday! Here's Every Cake & Outfit From Her Well Deserved Week Of Celebrations

What a WEEK for Dua Lipa huh? She's been celebrating her birthday on different continents for a week straight in ways most of us could only dream off. And she blew out her official bday candles in Jamaica... Whilst hanging out with baby sea turtles, doing hot yoga, reading books on a beach and playing video games in a car. I've never seen that combo before in human history. It's gotta be some kind of record. No one deserves it more than her. 

You'll have to click into the 2nd IG post above to see the official bday gallery but don't worry, I'll have plenty of celebratory coverage for you below too. Not everybody out there gets their own dedicated birthday post but then again, not everybody is Dua Lipa. 

Certainly one of the most bodacious babes alive today and I'd put her essence against any hottie in human history. She'd run circles around Helen of Troy thanks to her insane talent, stunning looks, and one of the sexiest "I don't give a fuck about anything" demeanors I've ever seen. I'm sure she loves working hard and all that to earn her time off, but god DAMN does she know how to kick back with the best of em. An inspiration to us all really. 

Just keep in mind while you're scrolling and daydreaming about joining Dua in paradise... 

If that happens she is GUARANTEED to drink you under the table. Is there anything our 30 years old queen can't do? I'll hang up and listen. 

And even if she's putting down more brown than you, she'll still beat you to hot yoga at 7 am too. As they say, SLAY!

Did I mention she can also talk English, French, Italian, Dutch, German, Portuguese, Spanish, AND Albanian? Truly the most talented tongue of our time. 

DuaLingo ACTIVATE!

Just whatever you do, do NOT come between her and the microphone stand. 

That's a sacred relationship that should never be interfered with. 

I could go on for hours with more superlatives and Dua details but unfortunately the Barstool App can only handle so much greatness at once. You're on your own from here… 

Happy 30th Birthday to Ms. Lipa! The songbird of our generation. Here's to MANY more…

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