Someone Made A Jedi Council Battle Rap And It's The Most Vicious Battle In Star Wars History

As a wise Jedi used to say around these parts, that battle rap was Mustafar fire flames! I never knew I needed to see something like this until I hit Play, but it was a masterpiece from the moment Yoda started working the ones and twos like Dante The Don on the Blackout Tour with everyone from the younglings to Padme getting burnt to a crisp like Young Skywanker when he jumped without having the high ground.

I admittedly have no clue how the fuck this was made, so I'll apologize in advance if it was done using AI since that seems to piss people off. But as a Star Warrior, I had to share this video with the world because it was perfect from beginning to end with lyrics that are Roneian, which is the gold standard in my house for battle raps.

Speaking of Barstool employees, Dana Beers joined Robbie and I on My Mom's Basement to discuss his first viewing of Star Wars that he live tweeted the whole way through. So check out the threads below followed by him chopping it up with us on the pod.