Someone Play The World's Smallest Violin: Bryan Kohberger, The Murderer Of 4 University Of Idaho Students, Is Reportedly Whining And Extremely Annoyed That He Can't Sleep At Night Because His Cell Mates Are Ruthlessly Taunting Him Through The Vents

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On July 2nd maybe the worst prosecution team in the history of the judicial system inexplicably offered a plea deal to Bryan Kohberger and spared him his life despite viciously murdering four University of Idaho students in their sleep. The case was virtually open and shut, with any sound of mind jury in their right mind easily finding him guilty after a sufficient trial. 

For whatever reason the prosecution felt compelled to offer him this escape and opened up a door to life in prison. He took it, admitted to the murders through the statement in his plea, and went on his way to incarceration for life. But not only did the plea deal allow him to skate imminent death, it prevented the trial from happening where the victims' loved ones could have the chance to find out why he did this. They were cruelly denied their closure and only left with one day's worth of confrontation where family and friends were allowed to speak up and rip him to shreds to his face. He just sat there and stared at them like the sociopath without uttering a word. He declined to speak because of the coward that he is.

A month later Kohberger finds himself in his forever home, a maximum security prison, locked away in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day. Unfortunately for Bryan, he doesn't seem to be liking his new cell pals too much. According to a report, he's very annoyed and losing sleep because the other inmates continue to taunt him through the vents aka doing God's work. 

(NY Post) Convicted killer Bryan Kohberger has whined that he’s “extremely annoyed” and losing sleep at the maximum-security prison he now calls home — thanks to fellow inmates who constantly yell through vents into his cell in a “relentless” taunting campaign, according to a report.

And the prisoners at Kohberger’s new digs at Idaho Maximum Security Institution in Kuna have had it out for the convicted criminology student — taking turns shouting into the vent that leads into his cell most hours of the day, a law enforcement source told the Daily Mail.

Kohberger, 30, has made multiple complaints to prison guards that he’s been unable to sleep, according to Chris McDonough, a retired homicide detective who works for the Cold Case Foundation.

“It’s driving him crazy,” McDonough told the outlet. “The inmates are tormenting him at night and almost all hours of the day — taunting him through the vents in his cell.” “They are literally getting up into the grate and yelling at him. The inmates are taking turns doing it. It’s relentless,” McDonough continued. “He’s extremely annoyed and frustrated. He’s complaining to the authorities that he can’t sleep because of them.”

Tough luck for a convicted murderer of four innocent students. Awww bitch boy can't sleep at night because he's getting taunted through the vents. What horror! Imagine this monster believing he deserves one more good night's sleep for the rest of his life? As if one person owes him a single thing. 

The good news is that because none of these people pose a threat to him due to the solitary confinement part of the gig, the prison doesn't feel compelled to do anything about these people taunting him through the vents. He wanted to avoid death and hide from what he did like a true coward, well now this is your reality for eternity…or until you kill yourself. Enjoy hell. Let's hope the cell mates see this story and never stop once they realize it's actually getting to him. Maybe we randomly unlock his cell in a month and see if the cell mates want to have an in-person play date.