Watching Stu Feiner Order Dinner For The Table Is One Of The Greatest Videos You'll Ever See

Some things are so extraordinary, those who have witnessed it can only merely describe what it was like to see such magnificence in person.

Michaelangelo sculpting.

Picasso painting.

Stu Feiner ordering dinner for the table.

Thanks to modern technology we get to see Stu locked in and bringing his A-game and I gotta say, my jaw dropped. It's like Bonds going for the HR record. You're on the edge of your seat, waiting and anticipating what comes next. And when he hit the "that is it for the appetizers" at the 40 second mark, my jaw dropped. It was like seeing the ball fly into McCovey Cove. Pure brilliance.

I gotta give it up to the waiter too- a true pro's pro. Now, I'm sure he's taken big orders before. But I'd love to know at what point he realized he was in for something special. When he realized he was paying off his mortgage that night. But he kept a great poker face and that pen scratching the pad, for he wasn't going to risk only bringing out 5 dozen clams instead of 6 dozen. One wrong order and Stu might make a call to the waiter bullpen for the main courses. So credit to the waiter for not blinking and keeping his head down and hard hat on.

And in case you were wondering what it all looked like, Stu has you covered:

And the mains:

Stu truly is the living legend. 

PS: Stu also went to 4 Charles recently, my number 1 restaurant I want to try in NYC. If anyone has an in let me know!!!!