Midsommar GIF DUMP
I'm cleaning off the old desktop whilst I sweat my balls off in NYC today, and I hope these "inappropriate" little captured moments I have collected help you get through that 5 o'clock bell.
Start with a classic...
Once, there was a question that went around asking, "Who is the greatest Jessica of all time?"
And, with all due respect to Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, or Jessica Chastain, I think Jessica Alba clears them all…
And I've picked apart her movie Into The Blue like the fucking Zapruder Film…
("Back, and to the left… Back, and to the left.")
The only other Jessica that comes close is probably this beauty…
The rest will be random Summer images that I will try to alternate from front to back.
For example, here's a front…
And now here's a back…
For those who didn't follow along there… Here's another front…
(She could eat a pineapple through a picket fence, but great shelf.)
Followed by another back…
Again… Front…
And back…
(I thought she was nude until that tiny swatch of a black waistband revealed itself.)
In with the good air…
And out with the bad…
You see the pattern now?
Party up front…
Business in the rear…
Wanna go for a ride?…
Or work out on the patio?…
And then there are a couple of unicorns who are wise enough to ply their wares from every angle without you even having to ask…
Here's another…
And here is a clever use of a mirror to see this angel from almost every angle…
And that's it… Just a little distraction as you prepare to hop on a sweaty subway or fight oppressive beach traffic while dreaming about colder temps and beautiful people…
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Take a report.
-Large
There is a brand new episode of YOU GOTTA TRY THIS that just dropped, co-hosted by Chef Michael Ferraro, who has done just about everything that can be done in the food industry…
On this latest episode of RUBBIN' IS RACING, Spider and I are joined by John Hunter Nemechek and we break down all the recent NASCAR news from a driver's perspective…
And we also just published a brand new episode of TWISTED HISTORY where we break down how the sexual orientations of historic figures shaped the way we talk about gender today…
TAR
-L