The Legend Continues: Fresh Off Shooting His Shot With Sydney Sweeney, Tom Brady is Reportedly in 'a Summer Fling' With Sofia Vergara

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While we've been preoccupied with trivial matters like being on the brink of World War III, two of Earth's great superpowers have been making moves toward total world domination. 

First Tom Brady:

And then Sofia Vergara, as noted by Hubbs:

What should shock us all, and get us all to consider heading towards the nearest available Doomsday Prepper bunker, is that it appears these two nuclear powers have been amassing their forces. While we've been focusing on lesser matters, they've been heading toward a showdown. Not as adversaries, but as allies:

Source -  Tom Brady and Sofia Vergara are having a summer fling … but they aren't dating, and it's not a romance … TMZ has learned.

                   

Our sources say TB12 and the actress are both single and are definitely not a couple, but they are having fun on a trip through Europe with a bunch of other celeb travelers.

Tom and Sofia's summer fling is just getting started … about a week ago, they hung out on a superyacht with Martha Stewart, Kendall Jenner, Naomi Campbell, Kate Hudson, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Anitta, Tessa Thompson and one of Tom's former flings, Irina Shayk. The two-night excursion launched from Rome, Italy.

                   

TB12 moved his seat on the yacht to sit next to Sofia during a dinner … and Sofia posted a photo of them seated at a table together …

There are reports describing Tom and Sofia's situation as a "summer romance" …. but sources familiar with the situation say to call it a "romance" is "ridiculous" and, at least for now, it's nothing more than a summer fling.

After Japan's stunning victory at Pearl Harbor, Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto famously said, "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." It appears that's exactly what divorce did for Tom Brady.

Few times in history has any man taken himself out of the game at the height of his powers they way Brady did when he married Gisele. Had he not tapped out, he could've had a bedroom career that rivaled the best in the game. DiCaprio. Timberlake. Jeter:

Now he's like Roy Hobbs coming back at an age when most men retire. And he's swinging a hot bat. Everything he wants to hit, he hits. 

Sure, the sources on this can quibble about what to call it. Dating, romance, summer fling. Tomato, tomahto. I'm not here for logomachy; to argue about their verbiage. Labels aren't what matter right now. What's important is that two of the most attractive, desirable, 40- to 50-somethings ever to exist on his planet have made contact. They're on a superyacht. Surrounded by A-listers. Are both recently single. Tom is intimately familiar with Brazil, which shares a border with Sofia's native Columbia, so there's a cultural connection. And since it cannot be stressed enough, they are both ageless, eternal, genetically perfect human specimens.

So there's no way they're not coupling. It would be a crime against humanity for them to pass up this opportunity. Both seem to be on a quest for world dominance. And as they join forces, I don't see how any of the rest of us can possibly stop them from achieving it.

Bend the knee. All hail to our new King and Queen.